Yachts

I love spending time on the water so I keep my yacht at my island home on Sardinia – the second largest island after Sicily. The Sicily scene is played out and full of rich people. I don’t want to be the richest among the richest. I want to be the only one.  

Plus, Sardinia has like no tourism so I don’t have to deal with loud, obnoxious British and American tourists gawking at my life. While I love to flaunt my things and wealth and body on Instagram, I like to be private in real life. I am not interested in spending my time at https://www.americasfinestsummercamps.com/. I shudder to think, darling.  

I usually spend weeks at a time on the island in the spring when the plants are flowering, the climate is perfect, and the summer-ers are nowhere to be seen.  

My yacht is big, long, clean, and white – just like all of my boyfriends. I truly cannot tell you any of the specific details because I know nothing about boats. It is kept at a launch, maintained by staff, and driven by my chauffeur when we take it out. When I’m not on it, I don’t think about it. I like to be in the moment!